Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Is that all that’s required to teach?

From an editorial I read years ago and just saw again today:
Let me see if I have this right.

You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, but I am also to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify disruptive behavior and observe the for signs of abuse.

I am to fight the war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for guns and knives and raise their self-esteem. I am to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play; how to balance a checkbook and how to apply for a job.

I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of potential antisocial behavior, offer advice, write letters of recommendation for student employment and scholarships, encourage respect for the cultural diversity of others and, oh yes, teach, always making sure I give the girls in my class fifty percent of my attention.

I am required by my contract to work on my own time (summers and evenings) and at my own expense toward additional certification and a master’s degree, to sponsor the cheerleaders or the sophomore class (my choice); and after school, I am to attend committee and faculty meetings, and participate in staff development training to maintain my current certification and employment status.

I am to be a paragon of virtue, such that my very presence will awe my students into being obedient and respectful of authority. I am to do all of this with just a piece of chalk, a bulletin board and a few books (some of which I may have to purchase myself). And for doing this, I am to be paid a starting salary that, in some states, qualifies my family for food stamps.

Is that all?

3 comments:

Ronda said...

Yes, do all that, and do it with a smile ;) then say 'yes sir may I have another'. Glad your doing it and not me, those little monsters...

David Bryan said...

Ah, ha, ha yes...it is quite the animal house at times.

This week is standardized test week, though, so we get some blessed mental down time.

pete said...

THAT IS GREAT.

My wife is a high school English teacher, and she offers a hearty "AAAAAAAMEN!" to this!